The news you need to know: 5/13/23
My roundup of this week’s news.

Man in Bud Light can costume arrested for DUI.
NewsMan in Bud Light can costume arrested for DUI.
NewsIf you’re a conscientious cemetourist you probably like to explore cemeteries on trips and vacations, or set the destination of a cemetery as part of a day trip. Here are a few of the methods I use to find the best haunts.
Culture BurialBeer made from wastewater of an apartment complex. It just don’t get any grayer than this. But does it come in Gray Light for those watching their graywater intake?
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Hey Tucker Carlson, I hear CNN has an opening. Hey Don Lemon, I hear Fox News has an opening. Happy to help.
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Arbitrators rule My Pillow guy must make good on his $5mm challenge and pay software engineer who proved the election wasn’t fixed.
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