Vongon Polyphrase as a looper.

The Vongon Polyphrase is a great pedal for creating short loops. There are restrictions (no undo, no octave function and a max length of 22 seconds) but the workflow can be easier than a conventional looper. And if you’re already got Polyphrase as your delay, you may not need to add a dedicated looper pedal. This article shows you how.

The news you need to know. Dec 2, 2023

Human-curated roundup of this week’s news.

Guy was sitting on his smart toilet when it burst into flames. Now that’s the hot seat.

Speaking of… Defecation of the nation: Which state poops the most?

Woman claims to live on water and soda for 50 years.

The news you need to know. 11/25/23

Human-curated roundup of this week’s news.

Colts owner, Jim Irsay claims he’s a victim of prejudism because he’s a white billionaire. One of the uptrodden for sure.

Bacteria retain memories across generations. Maybe human DNA carries memories of our ancestors?

Bystanders catch thief by knocking over portapotty he was hiding in to trap him inside.

The news you need to know. November 18, 2023

My roundup of this week’s news.

Plumbers prepare for Brown Friday after Thanksgiving.

Overweight killer released because he can’t diet behind bars.

QAnon Shaman to run for Congress. And as a felon can’t legally vote for himself in his home state.

The news you need to know. 11/11/23

My roundup of this week’s news.

Doritos introduces crunch-defeating software for video game play?

Physicist wants his DNA put on the moon so aliens can clone him and put him in their zoo.

Man holds plumber at gunpoint for overcharging. I’m not going to pay a lot for this toilet.