The news you need to know. Dec 9, 2023
Human-curated roundup of this week’s news.
Woman’s concealed carry pistol goes off in MRI machine and shoots her in the butt.
On the menu: Bar offers a face slap from your waitress for a fee. You don’t want to know what happens when you tip lousy.
Ancient Hebrew religious tablet may turn out of be a fishing weight. Ye fishers of fish.
Siberian bears wandering around half-asleep because it’s just too hot to hibernate.
Uber Eats reindeer delivery bots.
Rolls Royce unveils 10-ft-long mini nuclear reactor. If you put it on your Silver Shadow, will it run on banana peels?
Iggy Pop interviewing Tom Waits (shoutout to thoughtcat.bsky) I was coughing up gravel for two days after listening.
Most popular articles on wikipedia this year. Spoiler: ChatGPT the big winner.
Politician uses AI to draft law.
Convicted Insurrectionist to run for George Santos seat. Well, that’s sort of an improvement.
George Santos new job: Selling personalized video messages on Cameo.
Speaking of: HBO developing a George Santos flick. It’ll be unbelievable yet they won’t have to make any of it up.
Live Bombshell sat in a home garden for 135 years: Bomb squad detonated it. They just don’t make ’em like they used to.
Point Nemo: The satellite graveyard in the Pacific.
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